(Oishi & Keiichi) The Rumour Investigation Team ABC
(Keiichi) This is Keiichi yeah!
(Oishi) This is Oishi
(Oishi & Keiichi) Everyone now get together, and let's solve the riddle of this incident
Do you know Oyashiro-sama? Yes, Hinamizawa
I kill you, you kill me No, Hinamizawa
(Oishi) I am Oishi, of Okinomiya Investigation Team
If it's alright, can we have a talk in my car?
I won't eat you, please don't worry
So we can have a talk? Maebara Keiichi-san!
(Keiichi) Hello, I'm Maebara Keiichi. A normal guy, that kind of feeling
Moving here is superb- just when I thought that, the scent of secrets, strange days
Victim or culprit, I really am confused
Because I'm an outsider? That's the reason? Wait... is... is that for real!?
(Oishi) Do you know Oyashiro-sama? Yes, Hinamizawa
I kill you, you kill me No, Hinamizawa
(Oishi & Keiichi) Do you know Oyashiro-sama? Yes, Hinamizawa
I kill you, you kill me No, Hinamizawa
(Oishi & Keiichi) Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo...
(Oishi) Prime suspect... Hmm?
(Keiichi) Four-dimension locker! ... it doesn't fit?
(Oishi & Keiichi) The Rumour Investigation Team ABC
(Keiichi) This is Keiichi (Po)!
(Oishi) This is Oishi
(Oishi & Keiichi) Everyone now get together, let's find the key to the mystery
Do you know Oyashiro-sama? Yes, Hinamizawa
I kill you, you kill me No, Hinamizawa
(Oishi) Sorry for keeping you, this is Oishi. Did anything happen?
(Keiichi) It's not 'Did anything happen'! Dreadful incident, tiring investigations
(Oishi) Now, now, calm down please, what are you trying to say?
(Keiichi) I see visions of myself appear, I'm targeted, cursed, or punished
(Keiichi) If I wish, people disappear, or their presence becomes unknown, or erased
(Oishi) Are you alright, Mr Maebara! Are you suffering from 'frustrations'?
(Keiichi) What? Why're you steering the conversation that way?
(Oishi)Now, now, it's normally like that
Bunny-----girls tend to take my fancy, for me...
(Oishi & Keiichi) Do you know Oyashiro-sama? Yes, Hinamizawa
I kill you, you kill me No, Hinamizawa
Do you know Oyashiro-sama? Yes, Hinamizawa
I kill you, you kill me No, Hinamizawa
(Keiichi) 3, 2, 1 (Oishi) Yes.
(Oishi & Keiichi) Do you know Oyashiro-sama? Yes, Hinamizawa
I kill you, you kill me No, Hinamizawa
Do you know Oyashiro-sama? Yes, Hinamizawa
I kill you, you kill me No, Hinamizawa
Do you know Oyashiro-sama? Yes, Hinamizawa
I kill you, you kill me No, Hinamizawa
Do you know Oyashiro-sama? Yes, Hinamizawa
I kill you, you kill me No, Hinamizawa
Everyone all together! Yeah!
Do you know Oyashiro-sama? Yes, Hinamizawa
I kill you, you kill me No, Hinamizawa
Do you know Oyashiro-sama? Yes, Hinamizawa
I kill you, you kill me No, Hinamizawa