[My calm everyday life, no thanks to a certain overwhelming existence, has been thrown into turmoil!!]
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Do I have to tell you to cut it out?
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It's a futile effort, anyhow
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You don't listen to my replies
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Don't run around pointlessly [You're going to trip]
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More importantly, I want to sleep...
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Just leave me alone [Don't fall asleep! It's still the first half!]
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With great care, the energy of her knuckles
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Summons me right away [All right, hurry!]
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Ah! Why is the danger variable always way in the red? [She's about to blow!]
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Ah! Before I run away, my nightmare comes for me (We're going now!)
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Don't destroy my routine, I'm normally idle [That's right!]
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Forget about that objective crap [Yeah], I don't care anyway (What are you saying!?)
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Normalcy is awesome! Let's give it up for my learned self [Well done]
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The moment you've gotten involved in it, give up right away [...is what I thought]
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When I meet her terrible eyes
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My entire lifestyle changes [Even though I don't want it to]
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The eye of the hurricane
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Is eerily quiet [What d'you call it--before the storm]
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Haa... This thing that's come again [Hrm!?], as predicted, is willfully dense [She won't be corrupted by the big bad internet]
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Haa... I've got the right to at least sigh (C'mon, we're starting!) [Ready, go!]
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Don't cause any scenes, I don't need any weird crap [I really don't!]
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I'll ignore your adventure, I'll ignore your "right, right!?" (I believe you!!)
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My typical everyday, don't overvalue this period [Take care of it, okay?]
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Will I go back to it someday? I really will give up [This is hopeless]
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[Gggh... Argh, I can't take it anymore! Sorry, but you're going to let me say this!
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This "incident" you want that'll amaze everybody!? There's no way it'll fall into your lap so easily!
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The grass is greener on the other side! It's way too green, and you won't find some bluebird of happiness!
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Face reality! It'd be a miracle since it won't happen!
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LISTEN TO WHAT PEOPLE TELL YOU!!]
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Ah! Why is the danger variable always way in the red?
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Ah! Before I run away, my nightmare comes for me (No complaining!)
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Don't destroy my routine, I'm normally idle [That's right!]
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Forget about that objective crap, I don't care anyway [anymore] (That's no good, Kyon!) [Shut up!!]
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Normalcy is awesome! Let's give it up for my learned self [That's the way!]
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The moment you've gotten involved in it, give up right away [H-hang in there!]
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Will I go back to it someday? [Ah, yeahyeahyeahyeah] Nope, just give up [WHICH IS IT!?]
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[C'mon, Asahina-san, please say something to her, too!
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Hey, Nagato, you too! Don't just play the guitar! SAY SOMETHING!
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Nngh... Koizumi, you're fine, so shut up. *sigh*]
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