("Hey everyone... sorry to keep you waiting!")
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With that, I can sleep all night, Good good good!
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There's tons of things to not worry about
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I think... that's right! There's no main character
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Every once in a while, ask someone for help
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It might be hard, but that's what it means to lend a hand
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It's a nice thing WAWAWA
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Being a gentleman to the ladies WAWAWA
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Even if they forget me, I won't cr~y
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Maybe I look like I have lots of free time, but of course my help is in high demand
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So at least invite me from the beginning
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The point is, I'm not a substitute, at least make me a proper member
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So invite me from the beginning
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Life's nothing to worry about
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Even I can't believe that, No no no!
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So I'm not a person worth worrying about?
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I think... that's right! The main character is who?
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Just a little, praise me for my efforts
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Though, even when I felt satisfied there was no reward
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Being a good person HAHAHA
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Doesn't make you happy HAHAHA
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Of course just hanging around other guys HAHAHA
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Is gonna make me feel lonely~
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You're always goofing around, but isn't there also the feeling of being goofed around with?
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What I'm saying is, let's have fun together
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I'm not an idiot, nor am I a moron, I'm just quite eccentric
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So at least, let's have fun together
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("You can search the world and you won't find anyone more perfect to be one of
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Suzumiya's followers. I can guarantee ya that!
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"But ya seem like too good of a guy to be walking together with her
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Even knowing you'd fall off a cliff if you walked that way, to me at least")
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Maybe I look like I have lots of free time, but I don't wanna tell you "of course!"
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So, let's have fun together
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I'm not an idiot, nor am I a moron, I'm just quite eccentric, ya know
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So at least, let's have fun together
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With that, I can sleep every day, Good good good!
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It's nothing to worry about, but
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I think... you mean, me? There's no main character...?
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("Thanks for listening to me!")
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