Lately, whether Shimojima-sensei has a single eyelid or a double eyelid has become an issue at the school.
However, the latest information has rapidly brought up Shimoji's hidden-double-eyelid theory as well, and this issue
Is far from over; you can't take your eyes off it yet.
Last night, four students believed to be from Seiou Academy went to a ramen shop and shouted at the shopkeeper, "You're forgetting to put in the nori!"
And reportedly cornered the shopkeeper.
Now, the next news is, this morning, near dawn......
In the sunset-dyed shadow of the school building
Today as well, we're waiting for a hot scoop.
A microphone brighter than a red rose.
I'll quietly hand it to you.
Momoha: Manabi, manabi, please answer properly without running away!
It seems you found something glittering at school; what is it?
Is it a jewel? An expensive item? Won't you turn it in as a lost-and-found item?
Manabi: N-no, it's not something with that kind of shape! More like, how should I put it...
Momoha: It's stock, isn't it? I see! Please answer!
Manabi: Ah, um...
Momoha: Mikachan, Mikachan! Please tell me in detail!
Is it true that you were wearing knitted underwear with a rabbit mark on them?
Mikan: N-no such thing! I'm not wearing anything like that!!
Momoha: Will you sue over sexual harassment?
Mikan: Mo-, Momo-chan is the one who did the sexual harassment!!
I want to see, I want to know, I want to tell!
What? What? Sounds interesting.
Interest can't stop suddenly! News WHY-MO-MO
To the academy that rises in the morning sun,
We quietly chase the scoop.
Romantic premonitions are also a shutter chance.
I'll hand over the evidence photo.
Momoha: Muchi-san only attracts girls.
Please tell me the secrets to that!
Mutsuki: You know... is that all you want to know?
I'm starving right now and in a bad mood... Get lost!!
Momoha: Eeek!
Momoha: Mei-tan, please wait!
Is the rumor that you like women true?
Mei: Oh, you know... Who said such a thing! I don't like anyone, and
Moreover, it's an invasion of privacy! Stop it!!
Disappear! Paparazzi!!
Momoha: Aaaah!
I want to take a perfect, rock-solid shot!
What? What? Sounds interesting.
Rumors, when they pile up, become stories. News WHY-MO-MO
Always sleepy, natural.
What? What? Sounds interesting.
Rumors spread where there's no fire - News WHY-MO-MO
News WHY-MO-MO
Yay! Yay! Yay! Momo, Momo
Kotori Momoka reported live from the scene.