"I am Screw Kid. one of the perfect supermen.
I'm going to raise hell in this tag tournament."
"My hellish screw spin, as described, sends my foes to hell.
And noone has never made it back.
Buffaloman and Mongolman, you're up next."
The screw isn't just part of a machine
It's the symbol of civilization
I'm the closest superman to the gods
Who descend from the heavens
Gyuru-gyuru-gyuru-gyuru I'm gonna drill into
Gyuru-gyuru-gyuru-gyuru Your rusty heart
Did you see that? My dreaded Screw Spin
Spin, spin, my screws
I'll turn the ring into a sea of blood
Spin, spin, my screws
I'll turn both good and evil into scrap
"My partner is Kendaman. Of course, he is also a perfect superman.
What is a perfect superman?
One who was transcended all forms of emotion,
whethere it be likes, dislikes, joy, sorrow... just like the gods."
Stop making a fuss, stop crying, you losers
What binds you together? Friendship!
You bring shame with every loss for as long as you live
You've got to be strong to be a superman
Doru-doru-doru-doru My hands and feet
Doru-doru-doru-doru Turn into drills
Did you see that? My dreaded crusher
Spin, spin, my screws
Till they bore a hole through the mat
Spin, spin, my screws
Till our foes scream out surrender
"Now here's something I love, broiled alligators."